Best Mark Twain Quotes
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This is a collection of some of the best Mark Twain Quotes to inspire you. His real name was Samuel Langhorne Clemens, and he was an American writer, entrepreneur, publisher and lecturer. His works are still widely read and celebrated today. Adventures of Huckleberry Finn remains my favourite.
Mark Twain Quotes
- "Don’t go
around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was
- "Never allow
someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option."
- "The two most
important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out
consists mainly of what we have unlearned."
- "Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of
fear - not absence of fear."
- "The man who
does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read."
- "All you need in this life is ignorance and
confidence; then success is sure."
- "The fear of
death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die
at any time."
- "Loyalty to
country always. Loyalty to government, when it deserves it."
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- "The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but
in finding a friend worth dying for."
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- "I do not
fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was
born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it."
- "Never tell
the truth to people who are not worthy of it."
- "Never put
off till tomorrow what may be done day after tomorrow just as well."
- "Education: the path from cocky ignorance to
"Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and
narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts.
Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by
vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime."
- "The secret to getting ahead is getting
- "Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which
he never shows to anybody."
- "Kindness is a language which the deaf can
hear and the blind can see."
- "It's not the size of the dog in the fight,
it's the size of the fight in the dog."
- "Always do what is right. It will gratify half
of mankind and astound the other."
- If you don't
read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're
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- "When I was a boy of 14, my father was so
ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be
21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years."
- "If you pick up a starving dog and make him
prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog
smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it
thousands of times."
- "Never argue
with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you
- "The human
race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter."
- "It is
curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral
courage so rare."
- "To get the
full value of joy you must have someone to divide it with."
- "Anger is an
acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything
on which it is poured."
- "The best way to cheer yourself is to try to
cheer someone else up."
- "Get your facts first, and then you can
distort them as much as you please."
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- "Whenever you
find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and
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